Previously on rescue me...
I was out with your sister
Last night. Turns out she really
Likes it when I get into fights.
Maggie, what do you want?
I want you to be
My boyfriend.
You want to be with me
Because, what, I punched some
Guy in the face?
Yes.
I got to work.
They couldn't get someone
Else to cover?
They all got seniority.
You gotta get out of
That house.
Just wondering if I can
Maybe just crash here for
A little while, you know?
You take the master bedroom.
I haven't been able to sleep in
There since she left anyway.
Grope, ass grab, tit rub.
There's no way shirley got
Ahold of her.
Well, who else would give
A shit?
Roofies and viagra.
What are roofies?
It's the date rape drug.
Thanks.
What the hell happened?
Look familiar?
Could be survivor's guilt.
That's the one. That's it.
That's definitely it.
Who's the chick?
Her name's Paula.
She's sweet.
Yeah, you bangin' her?
You screw around behind
My back, we're through.
Why don't you pay him
When you get home.
These guys friends of yours?
Yeah. They work at my
Firehouse.
They just lost you your job.
Get your fat ass out of here.
Oh, no.
What?
My ex. I can't believe it.
This guy won't let it go.
All right. I didn't plan for
This right now.
Tommy, I'm telling you,
Sebastian's crazy.
His name is sebastian?
I'm your dirty, little whore.
Yeah, daddy!
You know why she's marrying
You, right?
Because I'm a big, strong,
Attractive almost thin guy who's
Not afraid to express himself
Justice wise.
No, because you're trapped
In here, and she knows
You're not gonna cheat on her.
Shit.
That's gotta be tough,
Huh, Tommy? Knowing I'm bangin'
Your ex. Knowing you're never
Gonna get mine.
Tommy...
yeah?
I always knew that you'd be
Good at that.
Forget about her. Forget
About the whole thing.
Right now, all that matters
Is us. All right?
Right.
Wow.
You got a light? You know,
Somebody should invent a lighter
That you can hang around your
Neck, or you can stick somewhere
So you...
boo!
Jesus Christ, stack.
Hey, laurel and hardy.
Got a light?
Yeah.
Who's your little friend?
This is blackjack.
Oh, yeah. Great nickname.
So, what up, white people?
How are you?
This is one of our new
Urban recruits.
What did that take, about
10 seconds to come up with?
5, actually.
Hey, how's the family?
They're fine. You know,
Mickey and cullen are off to
College. Stacy's taking
Ballet lessons. Terry wants to
Be the next donald trump.
Marty's trying to save
The world. They
Fight like cats and dogs.
Tip's cute as a button.
Ov to 73.
7-3 go.
You got heavy fumes
In the basement.
10-4. Oh, hey, burger after
The job?
Sure.
Hey, stack, what are you
Weighing now?
Uh... 230.
You know what, 230 my ass.
I'm telling you. The guy's
Built like a goddamn horse.
Yeah. That would make Jack
The jockey, right?
Yeah. Blackjack. Great name.
Hey, how many black jockeys
Do you know?
I don't even know that many
Black people. I mean, probably
A total of 5. Two of those are
Reggie Jackson and barry bonds,
Who I hate, by the way.
Yeah.
Mayday, mayday. We got a
Gas explosion. There's guys
Trapped in the basement.
Let's go.
What have you got?
Jesus Christ.
I got a rope here.
What?
I got a rope.
Well, follow it down.
Go to stack. Go to stack
To the right.
Probie!
Franco, what's going on?
73 is stuck in there. Probie
Went in after him, there was
A huge collapse. This thing's
Blocked solid.
All right 62 to camp, 62
To camp. Are you there?
Mikey?
No, damn it.
It's got to be another way
In there.
Yeah, yeah, Tommy. It could
Be down the hall to the left.
All right.
Stack! Stack! Stay with me.
What have we got here?
I'm gonna get you out. Just
Stay with me, OK?
♪ on another day,
Come on, come on,
With these ropes I tied,
Can we do no wrong?
Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone,
Things were good
When we were young,
With my teeth locked down
I can see the blood
Of a thousand men
Who have come and gone,
Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone,
Things were good
When we were young,
Is it safe to say?
Come on, come on,
Was it right to leave?
Come on, come on,
Will I ever learn?
Come on, come on,
Come on, come on *
Oh, hello.
Hey. How you doing?
Good.
Can I come in?
Um, it's so pretty outside.
Let's stay outside.
You haven't, uh, returned
My calls.
Yeah, I've been super busy.
OK, I, um...
just wanted to apologize for
The other night.
Um... I really don't remember
Most of it.
You don't remember anything?
I remember having dinner.
And then...
yeah, you went ballistic.
I kind of... figured.
Um, when did I start drinking?
Right after you started
Crying.
What was I crying about?
You were crying like a baby
About Janet and Johnny, you
Were getting all pissed off.
And then you went to
The freezer, and grabbed
Maggie's bottle of vodka.
Why didn't you stop me?
Because then you grabbed
A baseball bat, and I thought
You were gonna bash my brains
In, so I left.
Sorry, I...
mick, I talked to mick about it.
He's, uh, you know...
it's fairly common. You know,
I slipped, and then, hopefully,
It won't happen again.
OK.
I don't know what you want
From me here, so...
l... I guess I thought maybe
You'd have some sort of, I don't
Know, some kind of insight
Into why I did what I did.
Because you feel guilty
And you're in denial, you
Repress your feelings, and
You're a raging alcoholic?
But I'm funny.
You'd be right.
All right, well, I just...
wanted to say I was sorry,
And, um, anyways, all right?
OK. Apology accepted.
OK.
See ya.
By the way...
huh?
Your ass looks great in
Those pants.
You better watch your back
Tonight, shithead, you might
Get a dose of your own medicine.
Oh, really?
Yeah. You sucker punched me,
You douche bag.
You saw it coming.
Yeah, just keep your head
Up, dick breath, all right?
All right. Whatever.
Come on, kick some ass,
Let's go!
You skate like a bitch,
Number 18.
Sweetie, the game hasn't
Even started yet.
Well, what do you think I
Am, stupid? Come on. Eat shit,
Number 44.
She loves hockey.
Can you make a singapore
Sling?
Oh, um, no hard alcohol.
Just beer, wine, or soda.
Oh, OK. Give me 6 beers.
2 is the max.
Jesus, with the rules
Already. All right. Give me
2 beers.
Hey.
Hey, ready to bang some
Heads tonight, Tom?
Yep.
Yeah, I heard your probie
Pulled stack out of
A hot one yesterday.
Yeah, man. It was pretty
Awesome.
Yeah, too bad you're gonna
Lose him.
Lose who?
Probie. You don't know?
What are you talking about?
He was scouting out the 74
Truck the other day. Noodle
Nelson told me. He's gonna
Transfer.
Bullshit.
No. Good guys at that house
Though. Let's go.
2 beers, please.
Ladies and
Gentlemen, before starting
Tonight's contest, please rise
To observe a moment of silence
To convey our thoughts and
Prayers for firefighter John
Stackhouse who was critically
Injured yesterday while
Responding to a call in harlem.
Get well soon, stack.
All right. Let's play
Some hockey.
Yeah!
Let's go.
You're playing like a pussy
Tonight, Gavin.
Yeah.
You taking your hormone
Shots?
I believe the proper term
Is vagina, OK?
You're a pussy.
All right, asshole.
Let's go. Let's get
Another one.
Let me guess. 2 beers?
Actually, I'd like
To try wine, please.
You want red or white?
One of each, please?
You gonna hurry it up,
Buddy?
Too oaky. Double up on
The red, please.
I think you've had enough.
OK.
Gavin, Tommy. Line change.
All right.
Come on, get back and get
Him, boy. Play d.
Pussy.
I hear your brother's got
A big dick. Your wife told me.
Let's go. Let's go.
You OK? You look a little
Woozy out there.
Eat shit, you friggin'
Gorilla.
Let's go. Bring it on.
What the hell are you doing?
Pussy.
That's right. Get him off
The ice, you pansy.
This game is nuts now.
Now you know why
Puerto ricans don't play hockey.
Why is that?
We'd all be carrying knives.
It'd be a blood bath.
Not to mention all of
The hubcaps that would be
Stolen off the zamboni.
Come on!
Gavin!
What the hell, man, are you
Crying?
No.
Jesus Christ. This ain't
A ladies league, Tommy.
I'm having a tough week, man,
All right, so just don't bust
My balls, man.
Coming in waves?
Yeah.
Yeah. It's random. Never know
When it's gonna happen.
Survivor's guilt.
You... you're like the second
Person, like recently, that's...
mentioned that to me.
I had the same thing.
Yeah?
Yeah. I knew 8 guys down at
Ground zero. One of them was
My first partner. Guy showed me
The ropes. Showed me how the
Job worked. Took me under his
Wing, and I had to give the
Eulogy at his funeral mass.
I started getting this
Survivors' guilt about 3 days
After we buried him.
So... so did you... did you
Talk to somebody or something?
My dad. Yeah, his partner,
His best friend, you know, got
Shot in a drug bust like 20
Years ago. My old man kicked
This door in, he took the shots,
And his partner took two right
In the dome. So I figured he'd
Be the guy to talk to. Find out
How he coped.
So what did he say?
Zilch.
Cracked me one on the face
And told me to suck it up.
"Walk it off," he says.
That's what he told me.
Walk it off.
So, did you talk to, like,
A doctor or somebody after that?
Nah. Eventually I got a
Handle on my own.
How?
Booze.
Yeah. I drank a lot.
I still do. I mean, I don't
Drink on the job or anything.
And I'm not drunk right now, but
I will be pretty soon. Like
Right after this. 12 beers,
6 shots of tequila. That'll
Pretty much knock it right out
Of your system.
Yeah. I can imagine.
Well... thanks for the advice.
No problem.
You, uh, you want to go for one
Maybe? Talk some more?
No, actually I'm kind of on
The wagon.
Sorry. Good luck with
That one.
Hey, uh...
you won't mention it to anybody.
What am I, an asshole?
I'm just saying.
And I hear you telling
Anybody about my thing, I'll
Put one right in your ear, Tom.
I swear to God.
Deal?
Deal.
All right.
Thanks.
No problem.
Oh, boy.
Hey, Tommy.
What's the matter?
Oh, nothing, nothing.
You all right?
Yeah. I'm all right.
Well, the truth is, uh...
one of the guys mentioned to me
That you were thinking of
Transferring to another house.
And, quite frankly, uh, you
Know, it kind of shocked me.
Cause, you know, you're really
Starting to come into your own,
You know, lately. Kind of
Firefighting-Wise, and it hurt.
Come here.
What?
Thanks, Tom.
I don't want you to
Leave, kid.
Good morning.
Hey.
Where'd you get the cash?
Birdy finally ponied up.
Four hundred bucks.
That's great.
Yeah, now I can retire to
The south of France and gorge
Myself on red wine and crepes
And stop bathing.
It's a start.
It's nowhere near a start.
But I got a way of turning this
Into something.
You're gonna gamble it?
I got a tip. Sure thing.
There's no such thing as
A sure thing. Let me help you.
You've done enough.
Boy, I wish you hadn't
Said that.
Look, rose, I don't want to
Blame you, you know, but I don't
Want your pity or your charity.
If we didn't get mixed up in
This, I'd still have bud's
Money in hand, Jeannie would be
Able to stay where she is.
I could still go back to the
Firehouse with some sliver of
Dignity. But that's not the
Way it happened. I need to take
Care of my wife.
I nearly forgot that there's
Nothing more important in the
World to me than that.
Nothing.
Boy, I wish I could say it
Had been worth it.
Maybe I'll see you around
The neighborhood.
Au revoir, you son of a bitch.
Holy shit.
Hello.
Hey, it's me.
Oh...
look, I just wanted to call
And apologize for the whole
Not being able to come thing,
You know?
Yeah, is that hard on gone
Yet, or did you use it to dial
The phone?
That's funny.
Um, you know, I heard you
Talking to your penis.
What?
Yeah, the other day in the
Bathroom, I heard you talking
To it.
What... what exactly did you
Hear me say?
Well, I heard you tell it
That you used to fantasize
About me and you would go off
In, like, 5 seconds.
7 seconds. It was 7.
OK, Tommy. Whatever,
Whatever. This whole thing is
Getting weird. I'm over it. I'm
Really, I think I'm done.
Oh, come on. Come on, ange.
Give me another chance, OK?
Why?
Because just sitting here
Listening to your voice, I'm
Ready to shoot right now. I'd
Do it to if my windshield
Wipers were on the inside of
My truck. Come on.
Are you into me or not?
Yeah, baby. Of course.
Come on. How about Friday night?
OK, but don't jerk off for
A couple of days.
You got it.
OK. Hey, Tommy.
Yeah.
Pass the good news on to your
Cock, OK?
♪ well, every time I feel
You're coming around
You're going down
You hit the ground with
Every force, it makes
No sense or foul.
God bless the son now
Make out the whole world...
oh, sorry.
What, you don't know how
To knock?
I know how to knock. It's
Not like you were doing
Anything.
I wasn't doing anything.
No, you're standing in
Front of the mirror half naked,
Holding a mini weed whacker up
Against your nut Sack.
That's nothing. Yeah, OK.
I had an epiphany, Tom.
You had an epiphany.
Yeah.
Yeah? Where'd you get that?
Quiznos?
No, asshole, I was sitting
Here, I was stuffing my face,
I was reading the paper, I'm
Watching TV, I'm feeling
Miserable about myself, you
Know, Wednesday, and I look in
The paper, and there happens to
Be a little article about my
Old friend candy.
Oh, candy the high end
Escort/porn actress.
Make that the high-End
Escort/porn actress/drug
Dealer. She got busted
Downtown for selling 2 ounces of
Coke to some nightclub owner.
Sadly for her, the nightclub
Owner also happened to have
A little tin star in his
Pocket that said DEA.
That's great, but it doesn't
Explain why you were just in
My toilet manscaping.
I had an epiphany, Tom.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
A new leaf.
Yeah. I mean, she's in jail.
I can get over it.
I got closure.
Closure.
I'm not gonna piss away
The rest of my life, you know,
Complaining about what a raw
Deal I got. I'm not gonna be
The same old eating, drinking,
Sweating, scratching, out of
Breath Lou anymore. This, my
Friend, is the new Lou.
This is the new Lou?
Yeah.
Interesting because the new
Lou looks a lot like the old
Lou minus a couple of patches of
Pubic hair.
I'm dead, goddamn serious,
Tom.
I know. I get it. You had a...
an epiphany.
Yeah. You know who else
Had an epiphany once? Hitler.
Yeah. Everybody woke up, and all
Of a sudden, there were no more
Bagels and cream cheese
Available in downtown berlin,
Not to mention lox and pastrami
Sandwiches and speaking of
Which, are you finished with
This?
It's all yours, mein fuhrer.
Danke.
What, are you slaughtering
The lamb back there or what?
Maggie, come on.
Hey, Sean, did you hear,
He just said something.
He didn't say anything.
Yeah, Sean, he did.
Maggie, I'm not gonna fight
The filafel guy just so that
You can feel loved, OK?
You made a face. You made
A face, didn't you?
He hasn't taken his eyes off
The grill. I doubt the guy
Even understands english.
Camel jockey.
See, you satisfied?
No.
All right, Maggie. What's it
Gonna take, huh, for you to
Feel love? What do you want,
You want to get married, is that
It? You want to live happily
Ever after?
Yeah, yeah.
What? What did you say?
You asked me to marry you,
I'm saying yes.
No, no, I meant that l...
when I said that...
now you don't want to get
Married?
No, no. I just, I guess...
I mean, we've only been
Engaged 15 seconds, you're
Already getting cold feet?
I guess we could get married.
I mean, I love you, and I'm
Pretty sure that you love me.
Even though you've never
Actually said it.
Sand spook.
I guess you're right.
Maggie Gavin, will you
Marry me?
I already said yes, doofus.
Come on. You're totally
Serious?
Yes.
You're gonna marry me?
Yes.
Oh, that is awesome.
This is awesome.
OK, so let's go.
Yeah. Go where?
Let's go to city hall.
For what?
Marriage license, justice of
The peace. You know, marriage,
Come on.
No, I can't do that right
Now. I can't do that.
It was your idea.
I got to tell my folks.
I mean, my mother would kill me.
Your mom? Oh, my God.
Come on. It's a big deal
For me, Maggie. I want it to be
Like a wedding wedding with a
Church and the organ music and
Flowers and shit.
Now I'm getting cold feet.
I've been down the aisle 3
Times and none of that shit
Buys you any luck.
But it's my first time, OK,
So I might want, you know, a lot
Of people there and flowers
And music. Who knows, I may
Want to sing you a song. Like
An elton John song. Like
Your song.
Music and flowers and
Elton John? How gay can you get?
Please?
You're such a whiny, little
Bitch.
Poor bastard.
Ahem.
Namaste.
OK. I'm thinking about
Getting into my old workout
Routine, you know, free weights,
Nautilus, racquet ball,
Stairmaster, lats, abs, you
Know, all that shit.
We're not that kind of gym.
This is a yoga gym.
Oh, yoga, eh?
It's a great workout.
Really? I thought you just
Kind of flopped around on the
Floor for an hour or so.
I do that at home every day of
The week.
Oh, it's really quite
Rigorous. Most people can't
Believe how sore they are after
Their first try.
Really?
It works every muscle of
Your body, but it's more than
That. It's about a state
Of mind. A lifestyle.
Getting centered.
I could use some of that.
My name's epiphany.
Come on.
What?
No, I'm sorry. I've just had
Kind of a strange day. I'm ken.
Hi, ken.
Why don't you take my class
Once. If you don't like it,
You don't have to pay for it.
What do you say?
I say, lead the way.
You did a nice job with
The room, mo. Chapel looks
Beautiful.
You're not supposed to have
No flowers or nothing, but me
And the boys, we pulled some
Strings.
I appreciate it. It's a
Special day.
Hey, guys. Who's the charlie
Manson lookalike over by
The door?
Ellie's ex. He's giving her
Away.
Where'd she meet him,
Hell's angels rally?
Here.
Yeah, he's on death row for
Killing two guys with a shovel.
A shovel?
He served 5 years till his
Lawyer found a couple of holes
In the case, bam, they had to
Let him go.
Week later, he's on the
Outside, she's filing for
Divorce.
He keeps sending her letters
Saying, you know, I'm free, but
I'm still guilty of the crime.
So why is he giving her away?
She's got no family. Snake's
All she's got witness wise.
His name is snake?
Yeah, and according to her,
It's not because of the size
Of his cock.
Gentlemen. It's time.
Oh, yeah, daddy.
Next posture. Put your hands
On the mat. Feet together.
Legs up over the head.
And exhale.
Why is it so hot in here?
We turn the heat up on
Purpose. It stretches the
Muscles and tendons.
I feel like I'm melting,
And I'm a fireman.
You're doing great. Now
Remember to breathe. Legs up
Over the head.
Oh! Mother of God.
Remember to breathe.
Sorry.
It's just the gasses shifting
Inside your body. It's perfectly
Natural.
I know. But it doesn't
Make it right.
And legs down. And breathe.
Theodore, I've loved you
From the first time I saw your
Picture on the news. And I
Heard what you did to that
Piece of garbage drunk driver.
May he burn in hell for all
Eternity. And then when I
Finally met you, and you asked
Me to be your wife, all my
Dreams were fulfilled.
Ellie?
Hmm?
I looked through a lot of
8 x 10s to find you. But when
I laid eyes on that onion, I
Knew you were the one for me.
And even though my body's
Confined in here by concrete,
Steel, barbed wire, and men
With guns, my heart and soul
Walk out that door with you.
Right after we bang out that
Conjugal visit.
Well, you better be guilty.
I'll break your neck.
Yeah, just try it, asshole.
Come on, I got a shovel out in
My trunk with your name on it.
Get him out. Get him out
Of here. You're done.
No, no, we're not done!
Padre, are we married?
By the power vested in me,
I now pronounce you man
And wife.
What about my conjugal
Visits? I need to get laid!
That's over now. You know
The rules. Sorry.
Well, let me just see your
Ass just once.
Show him your ass.
That's just cruel and
Unusual punishment. No! No!
No!
Nice rack, huh?
Al yi yi.
Can I get you another
Margarita?
Uh, I'm good actually.
Thanks.
OK. Just let me know if you
Need anything else.
Will do.
Ooh, she likes you.
You think?
I know. She's hot. You should
Go for it.
You know, I've dated
Bartenders before. It never
Works out. I mean, they're
Very appealing when they're
Serving you drinks, and there's
3 feet of pine between the two
Of you, but once you get rid
Of the buffer, you can never
Get rid of them.
I'm natalie.
Hi, natalie. I'm Franco.
Nice to meet you.
Same to you.
So you're flying solo
Tonight?
Yeah, unfortunately. I
Couldn't raise a wingman.
How about yourself?
I just stopped in for one on
My way home from work.
What do you do?
I'm a bartender.
Oh, uh, I...
that was a joke.
I'm a photographer.
> Oh. Cool. I mean, like for
What, a magazine or something?
Photo journalism is how I
Pay the rent. But it's the art
Of it that appeals to me. I like
To photograph people in the
Park, on the street. Faces tell
A story.
Really? So what story does
My face tell?
I wouldn't know until I
Photographed it.
But I'm guessing it's a
Complicated one.
No, not really. It's not
That complicated. I mean, I
Wake up. I go to work, maybe
Hit the gym, grab something to
Eat and go to bed.
Simple as that.
It's never as simple as that.
Hey, dude. Where you been?
Uh, I just grabbed a beer
After work with Tommy.
Oh, yeah. Where at?
Uh, flanagan's.
Up on 60th.
Yeah.
Well, uh, flanagan's is on
15th, Mike. Hey, let me check
This out.
Get off.
You're banging that chick
From the bar, aren't you?
No.
Oh, you're so full of shit,
Mike.
I am not.
Hey, dude. I'm a guy, you're
A guy. We both know guys screw
Around, but you told me,
You told me you were a one-Guy
Guy.
I am. That's why I'm screwing
Around with a woman.
Ah, see? See, I knew it, man.
You're such a jerk off, Mike.
I'm sorry, Chris. You know,
This thing, I'm confused.
I miss pussy.
Oh, so you're flipping?
I'm on the fence.
Oh, OK. Well, until you get
Off the fence and get back in
The gay yard where you belong,
I want you out of here.
All right, go stay with your
Little fag hag girlfriend.
Chris...
get out!
OK.
Santa Maria.
What?
That was not at all what
I was expecting.
Which was?
Truth?
Always.
I don't know, I guess I was
Expecting to go out, you know.
Pick up some chippie and bring
Her back to my crib. Bang her
Brains out to forget about some
Shit, but you know, with you,
It was, like, uh...
like what?
We just met, right? So, at
The risk of incriminating
Myself, it was just not my
Normal thing, you know. I mean,
Slow, soft, face to face.
Eye contact. It was just, um...
it's called intimacy.
I'm not familiar.
So, this... shit you're trying
To forget, what's her name?
No, no. No, no, no. I think
It's a little soon for that much
Truth.
And where do you think you're
Going?
I am gonna go pee. And then
I'm gonna get my camera and take
Your picture. That way you won't
Have to tell me a thing because
I'll already know.
Where's your bathroom?
Right down the hall and
To the left.
Don't run off on me now.
Oh...
hey, good morning, sunshine.
You're up early.
Well, it's not like I had
A choice, Sean. You're ruining
My chi here.
Your what?
My chi.
What the hell is that?
Hey, there he is. Good
Morning, bro.
You let him in?
No, I just came by to help
Patch things up, you know.
Brought some tools and wood
And stuff. Thought I would make
A little project out of it.
A project.
Yeah.
You forgot my green tea.
Richard gere was in front of
Me in line and wiped
The place out.
Guess what, bro. I got big
News.
Uh, you're leaving.
No. It concerns me
And Maggie.
Yeah.
You killed her.
No. Quite the opposite. We
Are getting married.
So you'll kill her in, like
3 years.
No, come on. Why can't you
Guys be happy for me. This is
Like a big deal. We're gonna
Be bros.
Get off me.
We're gonna do all kinds of
Great stuff. We're gonna go
Biking and hiking and camping
And hanging out, you know.
Ballgames. It's gonna be great.
Did you say camping?
Yes, I did. I got a tent
And everything.
That's cool. Can I borrow
Your hammer? Thanks, man.
Just hit me once on the side
Of the head. Actually 4 times.
Are you giving me immunity?
Yep.
Ah, I can't believe how
Sore I am. That stupid yoga
Workout. I didn't lift a thing.
I'm not so sure about that,
Lou.
Hey, uh, any of you guys
Ever bang an artist?
No, but robert maplethorpe
Once shoved the business end
Of a bullwhip up my ass.
God, I miss the '80s.
Why, are you banging an
Artist, frank?
Uh, I really wouldn't say
I banged her. I mean, you know
Me, I usually go at it like an
Oil well, but I don't know, with
Nat, it's kind of different.
Really, like how?
I guess you could say we
Made love.
Oh, really? Like on a beach
In the moonlight?
Yeah. Might as well have
Been.
So, you're in love with her?
No, man. Jesus Christ, we
Just met. I don't fall
That fast. I mean, she's just
All deep and shit. I don't know,
I kind of like it.
Good for you, kid.
Enjoy it.
Hey, you can bring her to
The wedding.
Hey, Tommy.
Hi. What's going on?
What's up, bro?
What's happening?
I just talked to Scott's wife.
How's he doing?
It's bad. Real bad.
Jesus, man. That guy was
A rock.
Is. Is a rock.
Yeah. OK. Thanks, lump. Good.
All right, pony up, ladies.
We're gonna ride national
Anthem to the promised land.
This the reliable source
We're talking about?
You're right.
It's a guy named lump who
Works at the track. Where's
Your faith in humanity?
I think I left that down
At the southern tip of Manhattan
About 41/2 years ago.
Chief, I'll take 30 on that
Action.
Put me in for 25.
I'll take 10.
I got 3.
3.
Yeah. I got a wedding to
Pay for. Tommy's old man sure
Ain't footing the bill.
Lou? Come on. You love to
Gamble. You know how much fun
It is.
No means no.
No time for delay. Hey, kid,
Take ths money down to otb.
I've never been to an otb.
Now you'll be charmed. Just
Go up to the window and get 4
$100 exactas. The number 6 horse
Over the two, and the 10 in the
Fifth race at Santa anita.
You got it?
Um, 4 $100 exactas, the 6
Horse over the 2, and the 10 at
The fifth race at Santa anita.
Got it.
Post time's in 20 minutes.
Have nils take you in the
Suburban. Go, go, go, go.
Come on.
Probie, good luck.
Yeah, good luck.
Another 20 bucks says the
Kid never makes it.
I'm in.
Let's see what we got.
How you doing, Mike,
You all right?
Hey, you like this dress?
With your back, I'd go
Strapless, Sean. I mean, if
It's cool out, you can always
Wear, you know, like a light
Shawl.
For Maggie. Hello.
I think she can sober up
Long enough to pick out her
Own dress.
She doesn't want to be
Involved.
You guys set a date yet?
Oh, my God. Don't scare me.
There's just too much to do.
Who's the best man?
Um, well, sorry, boys, but
Family first. Right, t?
Did you just touch my ass?
Hold up, kid. Hold up.
Go, probie. Go.
Excuse me.
Hi. I need 4 $100 exactas,
The 5 horse over the 2, and
The 10 in the fifth race at
Santa anita.
Green tea. Yummy.
OK, you know what?
Her, I'd marry.
Oh, jeez.
Yeah.
Shit, guys. You should've
Seen us. Me and nilsy were
Bombing down broadway, and we
Almost clipped this homeless
Dude. It was sick. I almost
Shit myself. And then I get to
The window, and I only had 20
Seconds to... what's wrong?
They're all tuckered out
After a day of fun gambling.
Oh, shit. The 5 horse lost?
No, we all lost. What did
You say, the 5 horse?
Yeah, that's what you told
Me to bet, right?
Holy shit, you stupid son
Of a bitch. Come here,
I love you.
Chief, should we leave the
Room, what?
He bet the wrong horse.
The horse that he bet won.
This thing's worth 15 grand.
We hit it!
Hey.
Let's play a game. I'm gonna
Get you off in two minutes.
OK.
OK? Don't think about
Baseball. Don't think about
Football. OK?
Don't think about nuns.
Don't think about priests.
Why'd you bring them up?
Just focus on me, OK?
My tits, my ass, my mouth.
All right, OK?
My tits, my ass, and
My mouth.
Oh, tits, ass, mouth, OK.
Tits, ass... oh...
oh... wow.
God, you're hot.
Oh... that was good, right?
Oh, that was fast.
Yeah, but fast is good,
Right?
It was fast.
It was, what, like 15
Seconds, right?
Uh, yeah, if you count from
When I came in the door.
OK, tell you what. Let me
Have a sandwich, and then wait
A couple minutes. I'll be
Ready to go again.
Hmm, OK.
OK, oh...
OK. You, uh, want something
To eat?
Um...
I'm gonna go in the bedroom
And see if you have any
Candles or something.
Oh... love what you've
Done with the place.
Um, why don't you, why don't
You come back out to the couch.
You change your mind about
That sandwich?
Yeah, yeah. I think I'm
Ready to go again. Come out
Here.
Come on, Tommy.
I think the sheets, actually,
Haven't been cleaned in awhile,
So...
don't be sh...
come on.
Oh, this is about Janet.
It's not about Janet.
This is your bedroom. Oh.
What?
Hey, stud.
Is that Janet?
Is that angie?
Oh, the moment is complete.
She's got a lot of stuff
That she left here that she's,
You know, still comes to pick
Up sometimes. So she's
Probably...
like maybe... pick up a dress.
And you said you admired me,
Janet. I really admire you.
You're a regular mother teresa,
I'll tell you.
Both Tommy and Johnny. This one
Can't screw. Other one can't
Laugh. And yet you find the
Time in your day to spread
Your legs for both of them.
Modern day mother teresa,
I'm telling you.
It's been real.
Not this asshole again.
Angie, please, wait. Angie.
Another Gavin asshole!
Yeah, OK. Yeah, everybody's
All right. Don't worry
About it, OK?
I'm gonna kick your ass,
Scarecrow.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Little too rich for your
Blood, huh, Tommy? Huh?
Take a good look, OK?
Or remember me the way it was
In your mom's backyard, huh?
Hanging out in my sweater,
Just looking so sexy. And I'm
Gonna remember you the way that
You are right now. Laying on
The floor like a piece
Of garbage that you are.
Honey, how about a hand, huh?
You've got to be kidding me.
What about what you said
Inside before?
That was for her benefit.
So how do you really feel?
Ridiculous.